The G.I. Joe franchise spans over two-decades of low-quality animation, cheaply made toys and the D list Wayans brother. It may not sound like much, but it’s a legacy that few others can compare to. That said, there’s more than a fair share of soldiers not helping the war effort on … [Read more...]
6 Comic Book Movies That May Never Get Made
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We guarantee at this very moment there are two or more comic based films playing at your local cinema. You would think with the sheer number of comic movies out there every character from Aunt May to Wonder Woman’s tampon would already have their own movie. Obviously that’s just not the case. … [Read more...]
9 Real-Life Castaways (More Badass Than Tom Hanks)
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Getting trapped on a deserted island must be one of the most terrifying things that a person could ever experience. With no food, no shelter, and no help, it’s little wonder that many of the stranded are never found. But, then again, there are these nine specimens of superhuman-ness who didn’t … [Read more...]
Three Weird Guys (Who Could Beat You to a Pulp)
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Let’s face it: people are weird. Humans are, as a species, a giant collection of oddballs and neurotics. We here at Weird Worm could not hope to include all the weird people in the world into a single list, or even a thousand lists, so we asked ourselves, “What’s more fun than laughing at … [Read more...]
The 5 Worst Words Ever Used in Food Advertising
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Within the world of advertising, certain rules exist. #1: Never say anything bad about the product you’re advertising, a point which, despite being blindingly obvious, still gets ignored with alarming regularity by commission-hungry salespeople or PR droids; #2: Never say anything too mean about … [Read more...]
5 Alien Characteristics That Science Disproves
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Aliens exist. Chances are good that you believe it’s true. Even if you’re not the type of person who regularly tries to visit Area 51, or who once hooked your computer up to the SETI@home network so that your excess processing power could be used to search the skies for signs of … [Read more...]
4 Human Jobs Outsourced To Animals
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People can train animals to do almost anything, whether it’s sit or fart on cue; however none of this stuff is of any real use to the rest of the world. As hilarious as it is to train your dog to sing along to the radio, Fido sure isn’t going to be contributing to society … [Read more...]
5 Animals With Better Memories Than You
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We tend to think of ourselves as the smartest animals on Earth, after all we’ve built such technological wonders as the Internet, the internal combustion engine, and Rachel McAdams. But what we too often forget is some of our animal brethren have highly evolved memories that have been integral to … [Read more...]
7 Insane Weapons That Were Actually Used in Combat
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When you think of the military, you don’t think of individuality do you? The whole point of boot camp is to stamp out each soldier’s rebellious streak and instil a sense of community within them: everyone eats the same rations, wears the same type of uniform, and fires the same types of weapon? … [Read more...]
Five TV Idiots (And Why We Love Them)
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TV is a medium filled with many colorful characters, and often times these characters are not exactly the brightest pennies in the fountain. They’re a little slow, not firing on all cylinders, a few cards short of a deck, and several other clichés. But despite all the time we spend ranting about … [Read more...]
